graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

"Fuck I fucked up"
me after trying to do literally anything   (via mined)

perftag:

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

Tumblring on my phone

  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing
  • gaymzee:

    no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore